CPOCP- No, Just No.

Kinja'd!!! "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
01/11/2015 at 13:03 • Filed to: None

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Guy is trying to sell a crashed !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for $12,500. Crash was bad enough to set off the airbags.

When compared to other Cayenne's out there you could get this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for $10,900. But you may say this has lots more miles than that one above and its a different year, so we have this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Again, more miles. But still, its not crashed.

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This is also going to inspire a depreciation based craigslist game later.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 13:06

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This car is extra clean with 68000 miles only on it

....uhmmmm can you please define clean for me?


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
01/11/2015 at 13:10

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it is fully loaded but no navigation

Its fully loaded except for the things it doesnt have.


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 13:12

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it needs left front fender , hood , grille and front bumper .and some minor extra stuff. also driver side airbag is blown.

Oh you know, just some minor stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > jvirgs drives a Subaru
01/11/2015 at 13:25

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Hood : $280 + shipping

Front Bumper : $400 + shipping

Left front fender : $300 + shipping

Grill : $220 + shipping

+ paint and shop bills. Plus whatever minor Porsche things need to get fixed...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 13:25

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It's only worth about that much....... In perfect condition.

For $5,000. Maybe, It's probably still going to have a rebuilt title but at least you wouldn't be blatantly overpaying for it's repairs then. After looking at the extent of the damage, I changed my estimate fro $7,000 to $5,000 because the interior looks completely trashed.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 13:28

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If it was such an easy repair (and could net $24k) why doesn't he fix it?


Kinja'd!!! sellphones2493 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 13:35

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Needs core support amongst many, many other things.

Can you say frame damage?

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Kinja'd!!! 44444444444 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
01/11/2015 at 13:41

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There's no blood on the airbag?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/11/2015 at 14:08

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Garbage